@medusa maybe I should have cw_d in retrospect. Tbh I’m flexitarian so I don’t eat a lot of meat at all, maybe 1-2 times per week

@medusa @medusa that’s a Stelze. Around 1kg of pork chops with the skin roasted crispy and salty. The Schweizerhaus specialty, they make a couple hundred every day and that’s what more than half of the orders are here.

fake birdsite 

fake birdsite 

According to my amazing german skills this means that "we learned how to ban from our german masters"

@0xf0 I treat corporate euphemisms as tools, it depends on the wielder whether it’s fake or just indirect

@wxcafe @shel you ever think about how clothes are just prison for our bodies that we carry around??

Check mate socialists, only people living in a FKK commune are truly free!

Climate crisis, hating planes 

That mass spammer instance is now blocked. (weedis.life)

My cellphone company just texted to ask me if I, and I quote, 'need more data to gram my dish'

I'm not very familiar with kids today and their extremely online slang, but I assume they're asking me if I want to buy drugs using Bitcoin

If anything's going to keep FOSS alive it won't be web-scale upstream-owning megacorps, and it won't be yesterday's problematic icons alienating everybody they talk to today.

It's gonna be you, doing stuff you think is cool and helping other people do stuff they think is cool.

I searched @instanceideas but to my huge regret couldn't find an instance that allows "healthy yumorok" :((

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