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i come to kick ass and lie on warm rock, and the heat lamp been turned off

What's a pirate's favourite alternative word for heat? 

Added ๐Ÿ to my name to try to seem more approachable.

21 seconds of giant tortoise yearlings at a breeding center. These will get released into the wild when they are big enough to have no natural predators, when they are about a foot wide.

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According to The Matrix, the 1990's were the peak of human civilization. 20 years later, this prediction still looks good.

mastadone is crumbling and manie blame lack of hot rock and bug

Scully cures Skinner of ghost herpes. Doggett grabs a young man suffering from evil lice angrily by the lapels.

This ad sounds like it's on mushrooms and coke.

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Mulder empathizes with bug-women. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

In tech, 'smart' refers to any device that stops working when the company that manufactures it goes out of business, regardless of what it does.

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