we are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

How long before someone toots a screenshot of a tweet of a tiktok?

People didn't stay inside. Now there is so much coronavirus it is flocculating and falling from the sky.

was adding taters and realized that this is a fucking crocodile

It's too bad Theranos isn't around anymore. They could have provided instant COVID-19 tests to the TSA for screening people before flights.

people keep telling me the toilet paper is totally sold out, but i checked and there's still plenty of american flags left

Never ask me to "Put my own music" unless you want to hear never ending stream of 10-minute songs from the 70s

Sadly, I have spent more time today playing with this hand washing lyrics mashup than I have spent actually washing my hands.

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