🚙: "This stupid cyclist almost made me crash into oncoming traffic! How am I supposed to keep 1.5 meters of safety distance when overtaking?!"


@mastobikes

Driving is so hard, let's paint the streets and make drivers pass a difficult test before handing out a license.

Visualisierung von §8 Auto-StVO:

(1) An Kreuzungen und Einmündungen hat die Vorfahrt, wer von links kommt und kein ist.

(2) Fußgänger haben im Falle eines gefühlten Verstoßes sofort Partei für das Brummbrumm zu ergreifen.

@mastobikes

Der Mülleimer einen Meter weiter war wohl zu weit weg.

hat genau meinen Humor! 😉

("Do we have to give up on having children? Alternatives #3 - consumption craze")

Sind das diese zwei Meter Überholabstand außerorts? (Ich frage für eine neue )

@mastobikes

Guess who had to reduce their speed to 27 instead of 30 km/h (legal max-speed) for five seconds before taking a left turn.

@mastobikes

In Nigeria more than 100,000 people died from malaria in 2015.

„In 2018, there were an estimated 405 000 deaths from malaria globally, compared with 416 000 estimated deaths in 2017, and 585 000 in 2010.“

who.int/news-room/feature-stor

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