Being on the internet is a lot like talking with the fae. Giving your true name will give power over you, and you should be wary of any strangers offering you gifts.

A new burger joint opens in Seoul.

Their slogan is amazing.

nothing made me more mad than reading an article about how "millennials can't cook bc look at our websearch data that shows they look up a lot of recipes"

it's the same as deducing that we don't read bc we own fewer physical books

Reminder that tomorrow is April Food's Day, so prepare to bring your favorite recipes to share with other users.

This is 100% not a joke and there will be no pranks associated with Food Day

maker sites: now is a great time to start some projects

my lab full of started projects: 👀

banks: please please please you have to bail us out or we'll go bankrupt

government: alright here's a check

consumers: i need more time to pay off my loan

banks: fuck you, show some personal responsibility

Imagining a world where copyright expires in 50 years and all the 70s music becomes public domain, so all the kids grow up on license-free classic rock

"humans are the disease" factoid actualy just ecofascist rhetoric. average person ruins 0 planets per year. Capitalism Georg, who lives in cave & ruins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“I don’t want rich people to have higher taxes because I, like an utter fool, think that, through hard work and a little something called grit, i will one day be among them and when that day comes, I won’t want to pay my fair share either..” - Ancient American Proverb

uspol, ranty, long 

Isn't it weird that we keep existing and time keeps going

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