have pity on the fossbros... when their dick doesn't work, they have to go to the forums to ask for help, with the result one replier asks for a pic but never follows up on it, another describes a cure for athlete's foot, a third one tells about getting their own dick to work but never describes how, and then a moderator locks the thread down as answered

the proletariat consists solely of three white guys who take turns beating a piece of hot metal with a big hammer while wearing blue overalls and white sleeveless shirts. i've never met them but i'm pretty sure they agree with me on everything

When all you have is a hammer, every problem is you only having a hammer

Recording the IBM PC's internal speaker: MS-DOS gaming at its loudest:

fedi isn't a hellsite. its a decentralized federated collection of interconnected hellinstances, which together form what we refer to as the "hellaverse"

Жалко, что это только концепт. Эх, ностальгия.. 😭

Tech industry leftist ramble; Birdsite 

i can tell youre from the midwest bc you call it pop punk, everywhere else calls it soda punk (except the south, where its called coke punk)

Google, who became the most powerful corporation in the world by selling web ads: Hey in the future every computer program should actually be a website. Don't worry about why, just do it. It'll be cool. We're the vanguard of technology or something

People: ok

People: hey why does this calendar i downloaded have ads in it

Google: Haha cool

anyone wanna tear down the pillars that support the laws of reality with me

~✿* My history with JavaScript *✿~

*JavaScript introduced to Netscape*
:blobowo: "This is cool"

*AJAX appears*
:blobuwu: "Yes, useful"

*Early 'port X to JS' experiments*
:blobowo: "Haha it's a fun experiment"

:blobthinkingeyes: ".. um"

*Production software moves to webapps*
:blobnervous: "Wait"

*Electron everywhere*
:blobtired: "Oh no"

Me at 16: I always use proper spelling and punctuation, and I proofread everything I write at least 3 times.

Me at 32: im love,,2 poast on this webbed site

I wrote an article a while back on uncyclopedia dot com in second person that addressed the reader consistently as "dude"

one of the comments someone gave it was "i don't like how this article keeps calling me 'dude'. I am not a dude. I am a dud."

for 10 years now that's stuck with me

your device may have some or all of the following modifier keys. let's learn what they do when typed with the letter A:

(no modifiers): a
⇧ (shift): A
⌥ (option): α
⇪ (reverb): 𝖆
🔴 (redshift): 🅰️
↟ (promote): ᵃ
↡ (demote): ₐ
⇝ (smear): æ
↻ (captivate): @
⇐ (left shift): Ⓐ
⇒ (right shift): 🦅a🇺🇸
⇶ (arithmetic right shift): 0

@tom mike's harder, mike's better, mike's faster and mike's stronger

the four beverages of the apocalypse

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