Digital Warlock Bytemoth @dwb@x0r.be

Replace the brown sugar in your favorite cookie recipe with homemade jam.

Tonight's Peach Oatmeal White Chocolate chewies did NOT disappoint.

@xenophora You know why they want "everyone" to "code"?
Because then they can pay even less for skilled labor.

It's the same reason they're pushing bad coding practices and trying to kill off languages that require real skill.
Writing in C is 'hard' so C must be banned, instead use this language WE came up so we can control even more of society.

there is no silver bullet to solving climate change, there are however, 100 normal bullets.

as it is, every poisoning thats ever happened from Halloween candy has been done BY THE PARENTS or other family members. strangers don't poison kids, parents that take out life insurance claims on their kids do.

i'm fucking astounded in today's day and age that we still have to deal with scare mongering about DRUG LACED CANDY! CHECK YOUR KIDS' BAGS! motherfucker do you even understand how expensive that is? who is dropping thousands and thousands of dollars to get your snotty kid high? lmao

revised OSI model:

Javascript
network
link
physical

you don't log in

there's no server

there's no app

it doesn't use GPS or augmented reality

you just see someone else with their phone out and you play a honk sound and see if they honk back

untitled goose game go

a bunch of people wandering the world making their phones honk at each other

Good morning!
I’m a wizard!

running one of the burn-in tests with the 256k VRAM mod wired up a certain way makes it break with a certain kind of "early arcade game self-test" energy

tired: i write bad code
wired: [cyberpunk hacker voice] computers were bad already. my code just lifts the veil

"that's not how you play that"

"no, that's not how YOU play that. it's quite clearly how I do, though."

tfw well, whatever.

Hidden deep within her paintings of her own blood, Elspet plays a custom-made viola to help her forget her troubles socializing.

Her viola uses strings made from her own fur.
#Spiritiary #spirit #undead #art #myart #mastoart #creativetoot

@diodelass here at the w3 consortium we’re hiring a Guardian of the Scroll. This role involves flying around the world to headquarters of popular web companies whose websites hijack scroll behaviour, and hitting their management with a comically oversized squeaky rubber hammer until they cease.

pro tip from an old cat who's been dealing with people complaining about preferring electronic communications to face-to-face communications for decades:

the next time someone gives you grief for your screen time, show them how you're having three separate conversations with the same group of people without anyone losing track of any of the three subjects and then ask them to replicate that standing in a group of four people at the same rate of conversation as the online group.

the only times I've ever seen a group pull it off face-to-face was when the group originally formed their bonds electronically and honed their group communication style over an extended period.

your mileage my vary.

tinypic is garbage

did you hear? they're coming out with a new website

Rice cooker meals are amazing:
Oil, 1 cup grain, 2 cups water, 3-6 eggs or canned/cooked beans, canned/frozen vegetables, salt, seasonings
If eggs: Stir the eggs in and turn on. Set timer for 10 minutes, scrap the bottom of cooker with a plastic spatula; repeat once. (If your rice cooker turns itself off before the timer, go ahead and stir and turn back on, and reset the timer.) After a couple stirs, it should be fine cooking as normal.