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It's ya boi Bytemoth back at it again with some outdated magick and old K6 PCs. I've been procrastinating on an open-source sci-fan universe for the past 9 years, and a website about it for 6; Stopped working on them to run some Tumblr RP blogs for a while.

I'm very asocial, so there won't be much interaction from me unless I think I can add something useful/helpful.

Deep links to opt-out of data sharing by 60+ companies " Simple Opt Out

remembering when @redceres told me about "sinkies", which are people who habitually and proudly eat their meals over their kitchen sinks in a very informal way.

i looked it up just now on a whim and they're still there, still active, still proud.

The existence of a generic "legal name" implies the existence of a more powerful "illegal name".

Website performance tip: serve hand-written unstyled HTML from static files using a lightweight httpd. Disable CGI. Don't use forms. Include no javascript. Dance naked in the rain, tears of joy streaming down your face, because you are free.

harley-davidson joke, fightin words 

Or I could just do like Robin Rendle and say fuck it to AMP:

"Here’s my hot take on this: fuck the algorithm, fuck the impressions, and fuck the king. I would rather trade those benefits and burn my website to the ground than be under the boot and heel and of some giant, uncaring corporation."

At the end of the day Google is becoming so dominant on the web that they practically *are* the web, so you either use Google products or you avoid touching a computer. I can't quit Google entirely (Chrome DevTools, GMaps, YouTube are the big ones for me).

How do you deal with something that builds amazing products but also does it in kind of a sleazy way? And maybe is becoming way too powerful? I suppose you become a tech vegan sneaking occasional bites of cheese pizza.

Who the fuck even wants thinner phones anyway? I want a phone the size of a brick, with a headphone jack, a real keyboard, USB\Serial\PS/2 ports, expansion cards, and a cassette tape reader!

Mastodon, know for its extremist ideologies such as (looks at paper more closely) being nice, making friends, punching nazis

have pity on the fossbros... when their dick doesn't work, they have to go to the forums to ask for help, with the result one replier asks for a pic but never follows up on it, another describes a cure for athlete's foot, a third one tells about getting their own dick to work but never describes how, and then a moderator locks the thread down as answered

the proletariat consists solely of three white guys who take turns beating a piece of hot metal with a big hammer while wearing blue overalls and white sleeveless shirts. i've never met them but i'm pretty sure they agree with me on everything

When all you have is a hammer, every problem is you only having a hammer

Recording the IBM PC's internal speaker: MS-DOS gaming at its loudest:

fedi isn't a hellsite. its a decentralized federated collection of interconnected hellinstances, which together form what we refer to as the "hellaverse"

Жалко, что это только концепт. Эх, ностальгия.. 😭

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