-=[ dlek ]=- @dlek@x0r.be

Current song obsession:

Deceptacon, by Le Tigre

This is something I've heard from time to time and enjoyed but never consciously sought out, then one of my kids had it on my playlist and I pursued it. It is le bombe.

Along with this amazing fan video: http://www.t-23.de/pages/LeTigre.html

Wife: What do you want me to get from Vostco if I go after work?

Me: Is Vostco like Transylvanian Costco? Um but seriously lemme think about vat I vant to get, ah ah ah

Wife:

Me, now: Oh this is a clever caching technique which will definitely be helpful in the future.

Me, four months from now: wtf why do I keep getting incomplete data

Tfw you’re writing JavaScript and you write “fuction” by mistake and wind up vaguely horny for a little while.

Makin’ potatoes au gratin and drinkin’ wine

Gonna hang some sheets out on the clothes line

See my wife walkin’ by I’m all “girl you fine!”

She looks at me oddly and I’m all “baby I’m trine”

I don’t know if my wife had a motto before we had kids, but now it’s definitely “Why do you guys encourage him”

Steve Vai: How to Weaponize the Guitar

Steve Vai: Flawless Execution
Subtitle: Of Me, In My Living Room, By Guitar

Thanks, teenaged son’s interest in the instrument

Falsehoods programmers believe about names: https://shinesolutions.com/2018/01/08/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names-with-examples/

Got “Mr Jones” stick in my head, as so happens from time to time, since the summer of 94

That’s “19”94 for you millennials

She puts away the food

But also eats the food

#haiku

*goes on Twitter*

"Don Cherry is trending in Canada"

*leaves Twitter*

Seriously considering wiping my MacBook and re-installing Catalina. Big Sur has brought down my battery life from 8 hours to 2 hours and the fan's going half the time, and it can't seem to tell what's using all the energy anymore

tfw when you think you've got an obscure bug in your program that has to do with interplay between multiple components and juuuuust before you go plundering the depths of Documentation of One Thing That is Well Documented and the Lack of Documentation of Another Thing Which Isn't you realize your test code shouldn't expect `\n` to be interpreted as a newline in this particular context.