The greatest trick the devil played was not convincing us he doesn't exist

It was fitted sheets

They are from hell, plucked directly from a scene by Hieronymus Bosch

Fuck fuck fuck

Me: How do you fold a fucking fitted sheet

The devil: There is no god

Me: You make some valid points, homoerotic pitchfork friend


@bgcarlisle just roll it up and put it in something (string, pillowcase, etc.) to keep it rolled up?

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