The greatest trick the devil played was not convincing us he doesn't exist
It was fitted sheets
They are from hell, plucked directly from a scene by Hieronymus Bosch
Fuck fuck fuck
Me: How do you fold a fucking fitted sheet
The devil: There is no god
Me: You make some valid points, homoerotic pitchfork friend
@bgcarlisle just roll it up and put it in something (string, pillowcase, etc.) to keep it rolled up?
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