i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live
earth: the dm slider of the cosmos
humans be like 'hi ;). u up?'
@esvrld Aliens on first contact: So we heard you like unsolicited nudes
@Banquo @esvrld the year following, earth's scientists develop the most comprehensive xenobiological catalogue of extraterrestrial genitalia the galaxy has ever known, in part because the constant ddos prevented any other work from getting done
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