In tech, 'smart' refers to any device that stops working when the company that manufactures it goes out of business, regardless of what it does.
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@enkiv2 new invention: "smart food" that looks just like organic meat and vegetables but instantly turns into stone once the company's share value suffers a net drop of more than 1% on any given trading week
all grown in *silicon* valley of course
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