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Joined May 2019
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believing that people have True Names - hokey but understandable
believing that each person has a single True Name - unduly limiting but not impossible
believing that a person's One True Name is whatever a government registry has on their records - the perfect blend of authoritarian and bureaucratic
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cheat codes cheapen the authenticity of the art of the game
cheat codes are an invaluable tool not only in dev but also on the user end, whether simply to access already-paid-for content or to resolve any number of technical or logistical problems that no developer can hope to anticipate without the most draconian & self-limiting of walled garden setups
cheat codes cut away distraction & delay, revealing the authentic fulness of the game's artistic merit
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@velexiraptor brutalist honesty, but only in that pacific northwest style where all my very solid-looking, uncoloured and unornamented sincerity is overgrown with vines and water stains and moss
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im fucking stoned and i just realized that this girl i have been listening to talk about My Immortal (the fanfiction) has been holding a boba tea cup up in frame of the video the Entire Time
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So a shitpost about fungi, a shitpost about yelling at zoo animals, and a shitpost about getting seated at the kids’ table are responsible for my three favorite quotes
Suck it, Shakespeare
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lolcathost
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fun is cringe
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"B-but nobody uses the alternatives"
Yeah asshole it's almost like that's exactly how these hostile corporate takeover strategies work, you all watched Google do it time and time again, and if you were familiar with the economics of broadcasting, filmmaking or print journalism you'd see these same tactics predate the advent of the Internet. Its happening because YOU aren't using the alternatives.
Yeah asshole it's almost like that's exactly how these hostile corporate takeover strategies work, you all watched Google do it time and time again, and if you were familiar with the economics of broadcasting, filmmaking or print journalism you'd see these same tactics predate the advent of the Internet. Its happening because YOU aren't using the alternatives.
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@dankwraith what a boner. no ones ever gonna forget this
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hey everyone, the admin on monads dot online is a spooky skeleton person. just thought you would want to know in case you want to leave or defederate or something
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some girl asked me if she could put zombie make up on me and i told her i was an atheist (which she thought meant i didn't celebrate halloween lmao)
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if you’ve just joined mastodon then that’s great but pls have some evidence that you’re a) not a nazi and b) an actual person before hitting follow ty
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what is everyone's hatred for lugia
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OP (original poster) is a slur
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How do you pronounce the georg in Spiders (or whatever else) Georg?
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OH MY GOD I SENT MY DAD THE PICTURE OF ME WELDING AND HE JUST TEXTED ME THIS, I AM W H E E Z I N G
counsel on the other side caught a typo on one of our documents. srsly this cursed webbed site has ruined me, i nearly burst out laughing when i saw it
the bathetic synthesis of the melancholy of the skull pattern and the bright irritatedness of the squeak
the death's head moth may be my fursona
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...up until the last paragraph.
"Manage your time better" is the most backhanded thing you could say to someone who is burning out.
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Coming soon :) - Hardy Heron Holographic Sticker 💙 🌈 #art #illustration #mastoart
Joined May 2019
