a single clapping braincheek @carcinopithecus@x0r.be

Effective Monday in Michigan, there's a $500 fine & a misdemeanor charge for not wearing a mask indoors or in crowded outdoor spaces.

Homes and churches are excluded. Wear a mask in church, or in coming months your congregation gets a LOT smaller. Up to you.

This will be *far* more profitable for the cops than traffic enforcement.

So: speed all you want, but wear your mask.

https://www.wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/whitmer-signs-order-requiring-people-to-wear-masks-in-all-indoor-spaces-crowded-outdoor-spaces

New plan: we get plenty from absolute jackshit

@starwall Arguably jam is weird biology content in and of itself

the Alien from Alien is definitely the exact middle of the chart. exactly 1 part spider, 1 part worm, 1 part dog. the perfect creature.

@starwall Yeah, sorry for pedanting a bit, the word "Revolution" bears a lot of implications I'd rather keep out of daily life here.

don't call it fantasy football if there aren't orcs and goblins in the team

i'm a huge stereotype of a sort of person that nobody knows exists yet

@starwall what is a wing if not a leg with a dream

@starwall asked my closest biologist friend

@iitalics The number of people who don't know we had electric vehicles in the 1800s and the market decided we had to go with gas is pretty amazing

@interneteh https://genius.com/Julia-ecklar-everyman-lyrics

Behold! Spider-Dog-Worm Theory! Thanks to my comrade and colleague @NormalPopsicle for assistance making it, and the original idea in the first place.

#SocialistTeeth am i doing it right?

cw: image has mild eye contact and lots of teeth

jenim (jean denim)

wait what

Yup, rattles https://youtu.be/95K6yPcaj_k

reply here if you want me to add socialist teeth to your icon. your icon does not need to have an obvious face/mouth area.

(exception: if your icon is a commission from another artist, i'd rather not mess with someone else's drawing out of respect for their work, unless you get permission from them to let me do it)

boosts welcome!

@onepict It drove me up the wall how she never got credit for her work, for having to bail out Uncle Gadget constantly. Maybe there’s a kind of wisdom to her stealth. But both Penny and Brain deserved better.

@starwall @carcinopithecus definitely gotta be a bumble bee, just the roundest, fluffiest, most innocent lil goofball you can find tbh